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HOWL: SEXUAL GAZE!!!

Radical Sasquatch | 2006-08-03.3710 LMT | Sasquatch Issues | Monorail Danger

Human cryptoperverts SEAN ANG and VINCENT CHOW -- who have a MAWAS STALKER WEBSITE called "JOHOR HOMINID" and are threatening to publish PORNOGRAPHIC VOYEURISM PHOTOS of Mawas -- are now obsessing over the EYES OF A FEMALE MAWAS NAMED JOGI!!!

They have posted a crude sketch of her eyes that ANG drew from a photo! THEY ARE BEWITCHED BY HER SCLERA!!! Listen to what little ANG had to squeak in a Human newspaper article salaciously titled "SEXUAL GAZE OF JOHOR'S BIGFOOT":

"Based on the eyes, I predict that the Johor Hominids could have some kind of basic language that requires them to gaze at other individuals for a prolonged time."

Ang, a palaeo-anthropologist, said the drooping eyelids of the female hominid could also be a feature to boost its sex appeal.

"The eyes are unusual as they are a bit bulky, like Garfield's eyes, minus the eyelashes."

On his site, ANG describes the photo of JOGI that was the basis of his CREEPY SKETCH:

However, in photograph JH003, Jogi is looking right into your eyes, as if feeling surprised, worried or scared.

Of course she looks surprised, worried and scared... SHE IS BEING STALKED BY CREEPY PERVERTS WHO LONG TO GAZE SEXUALLY INTO HER EYES FOR A PROLONGED TIME!!! How do they expect her to feel? FLATTERED!?!

SILLY HUMAN WITH STRANGE MONO RAIL FIXATION, HEAR MY HOWL: It is bad enough that Yeren can't visit EMEISHAN without being PESTERED BY ALL THE HUMAN TOURISTS, now you expect them to SQUEEZE INTO A TINY MONO RAIL CAR JUST TO REACH THE SUMMIT!?! They will stick to the trails just as SUN WUKONG intended!

Also: KEEP YOUR MONO RAILS AWAY FROM THE MAWAS!!!

2006-08-05 UPDATE!!! IT WAS ALL A HOAX!!!

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HOWL: REVERSE EVOLUTION!?!

Radical Sasquatch | 2006-06-30.2770 LMT | Sasquatch Issues | Nature

In their latest slanderous squeakings against the Mawas, Malaysian Humans are claiming that Mawas are "REVERSE EVOLVED" from proto-Humans! Listen to little SEAN ANG'S insulting squeaks:

I concur with Chow's findings that this could be an unknown species that went through reverse evolution to end up as a less intelligent creature than Peking Man, who could use fire and tools.

LESS INTELLIGENT!?! Then how come not a single Human has EVER beaten a Mawas, Sasquatch, or Yeti in CHESS?!? You can't keep hiding behind FEAR OF DELIMBING as an excuse, regardless of what you see in your ANTI-HOMINOID "STAR WARS" PROPAGANDA FILMS!!! Less intelligent... HUMANS, HEAR MY DERISIVE HOWLS OF LAUGHTER!!! Mawas seem smart enough to evade you pipsqueaks!

And why is your measure of intelligence USAGE OF FIRE!?! There's a reason we don't use fire... IF YOU HUMANS WERE COVERED IN THICK, LUSTROUS FUR YOU WOULD AVOID OPEN FLAMES TOO!!! Just because you are always trying to compensate for being NAKED AND COLD doesn't mean the rest of us are!

AND WE TOTALLY USE TOOLS!!! I have a five-squatch-foot-long log (that's about 20 of your puny Human feet) that I use to SMASH CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS THAT TRY TO TAKE PICTURES OF ME!!! If that isn't tool usage, then tell me WHAT IS!?!

HUMAN ANG SQUEAKS ON:

Reverse evolution can take place when there is an abundance of food and the species group is small and totally isolated, as in the case of the Johor Bigfoot.

GIBBERSQUEAK!!! The Mawas are not "totally isolated"! Just because they don't want to contact you doesn't mean they aren't in contact with the greater Hominoid community! WHY DO YOU HUMANS THINK EVERYTHING HAS TO REVOLVE AROUND YOU!?!

And lastly, evolution, reverse or otherwise, is a HUMAN MYTH!!! Everyone knows that the ancestors of Mawas and Sasquatch WERE EJECTED, FULLY FORMED, OUT OF A VOLCANO FOUR BILLION YEARS AGO!!! Where you Humans came from, I don't know and don't care... JUST STOP PESTERING US!!!

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HOWL: FURTHER MAWAS DEGRADATION!!!

Radical Sasquatch | 2006-05-06.9900 LMT | Sasquatch Issues

Human media squeaks that cryptoperverts are threatening to publish a book with photos of Mawas -- INCLUDING ONES THAT SHOW MAWAS GENITALIA!!!

Photographs, according to naturalist and cryptozoologist Vincent Chow, have been taken by local people of these "Bigfoot" or locally termed "Mawas." The images are so good, according to their descriptions, reported from the news conference by Peter Loh, that the genitalia are visible.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! Not only are the Johor Humans KIDNAPPING MAWAS CUBS, but now they are publishing PORNOGRAPHIC BOOKS that appeal to the PRURIENT INTERESTS of creepy Human types who leer at us from the forest edge! Not since the SQUATCHPLOITATION FILMS from the 1970s has such an attack on Hominoid values been launched!

ACCORDING TO HUMAN CRYPTOPERVERT LOREN COLEMAN, the photos were taken by an elderly Human who has been spying on the Mawas for years through a telephoto lens! AND GET THIS: the Human wishes to remain anonymous! WHY, LITTLE HUMAN!?! ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PRIVACY!?!

Not only are the cryptoperverts hypocrites -- CRYPTOCRITES!!! -- but THEY ARE PROUD OF THEMSELVES!!! Here is more of what COLEMAN squeaked about the "SO GOOD BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE THE NAUGHTY BITS" photos:

When Vincent Chow shows his photographs of these alleged Homo erectus with female genitalia and wrinkled faces, I shout a hearty "Congratulations" to him.

"CONGRATULATIONS"!?! He is congratulating CHOW for EXPLOITING INNOCENT MAWAS who didn't realize they were being TARGETTED BY A VOYEUR!?! AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE MEANS BY "ERECTUS"!!!

THIS LATEST DEGRADATION AGAINST MAWAS REINFORCES THE NEED FOR POLITICAL INDEPENDENCE!!! In a FREE MAWASISTAN, all Hominoids would be able to GO ABOUT THEIR LIVES without fear that their PRIVATES WILL END UP ON THE COVER OF A TABLOID NEWSPAPER!!!

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HOWL: JOHOR RESPONDS TO GLOBAL OUTRAGE!!!

Radical Sasquatch | 2006-04-22.1415 LMT | Sasquatch Issues | Politics

INTERNATIONAL HOMINOID HOWL has forced the JOHOR HUMAN GOVERNMENT to RECOGNIZE FUNDAMENTAL HOMINOID RIGHTS:

...The Johor Government has announced total [SIC!!!] protection for the Bigfoot [SIC!!!], as a State heritage [SIC!!!], which cannot be injured, captured, transported out of the State or killed.

HOWEVER!!! Not only are they PATERNALISTICALLY claiming that Mawas belong to the HUMAN-CONTROLLED STATE, they are STILL REFUSING TO RELEASE THE CAPTURED MAWAS CUB OR EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR ROLE IN THE KIDNAPPING!!!

FURTHERMORE!!! While they claim to recognize that HOMINOIDCIDE and other crimes are wrong, they are not recognizing the FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT TO HOMINOID PRIVACY!!! According to the cryptopervert group "Bigfoot Research Organization" -- BFRO!!! -- Malaysia is building an UNPRECEDENTED SURVEILLANCE STATE aimed at GATHERING COUNTER INTELLIGENCE on innocent Mawas and threatening to leak sensitive information to the HUMANIST MEDIA to BLACKMAIL MAWAS DISSIDENTS:

Malaysia is the only country that attempts to collect information on sightings from its citizens. Although sightings and track finds are not frequent, the Malaysian Government is still the only government in the world that will not hesitate to disclose any sighting information to the media.

THERE IS NO FREEDOM FOR MAWAS UNDER HUMAN RULE!!! Working within the HUMAN-CONTROLLED SYSTEM is no longer an option! An independent Mawas Nation is the only solution!

HUMANS, HEAR OUR HOWL: FREE MAWASISTAN!!!

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HOWL: MAWAS CUB SNATCHERS!!!

Radical Sasquatch | 2006-04-21.0852 LMT | Sasquatch Issues | Politics

MORE SHOCKING HOWLS ABOUT THE HUMANS WHO SHOT AND KIDNAPPED A MAWAS CUB IN MALAYSIA!!! EVIDENCE OF HUMAN GOVERNMENT INVOLVEMENT AND COVER-UPS!!!

Human witnesses squeak that last month TWENTY HUMANS in a "TRUCK" with WILDLIFE DEPARTMENT markings stopped at their rest area to barter for food! Some of these truck Humans squeaked to Human female witnesses that they had a MAWAS CUB in their truck which they had SHOT WITH A SLEEPING STICK!!! They offered to show the Human females the cub, but the truck Humans left as the females approached!

The WILDLIFE DEPARTMENT denies having anything to do with these truck Humans, who they are now insensitively calling "BIGFOOT POACHERS"!!! They are even insinuating that the Human females made the story up -- but other Humans also squeak that they have seen the truck Humans and ONE EVEN PEEKED INSIDE THE TRUCK'S TINTED WINDOWS AND SAW THE CUB!!! MORE GOVERNMENT COVER-UPS!!!

Human researcher VINCINT CHOW has broken ranks with the official state line I howled about previously! He squeaks that THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST SHOOTING AND KIDNAPPING MAWAS:

"The Bigfoot, which has been frequently sighted at the fringes of the jungle here recently, has not been placed on the State's list of endangered species and no law has been drawn up to protect them.

"This is a dangerous situation and if nothing is done, the Bigfoot population in our [SIC!!!] jungles could be wiped out," [THE HUMAN] said.

THE MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT CAN'T BE TRUSTED!!! Their TRUCK AGENTS are KIDNAPPING MAWAS and HOLDING THEM CAPTIVE, presumably in SECRET STATE-RUN PRISON CAMPS!!! They are obviously trying to howl a signal to MAWAS DISSIDENTS who oppose MALAYSIAN HOMINOID OPPRESSION to keep quiet or their CHILDREN WILL BE TAKEN FROM THEM!!!

Cascadian Sasquatch join with the Mawas and all other Hominoids in howling for the MAWAS CUB TO BE RETURNED UNHARMED or there will be GLOBAL HOMINOID MAYHEM!!!

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HOWL: MAWAS OUTRAGE!!!

Radical Sasquatch | 2006-04-19.9100 LMT | Sasquatch Issues | Politics

HOWLS ARE SURFACING THAT MALAYSIAN HUMANS HAVE SHOT AND ARE HOLDING CAPTIVE A MAWAS CUB!!! The Human government in Johor is denying these claims! I SMELL A COVER UP!!!

The Johor Humans, obviously trying to distance themselves from the INEVITABLE MAWAS RAMPAGE should this howl turn out to be true, are squeaking that SHOOTING MAWAS IS ILLEGAL, as is KIDNAPPING MAWAS and taking them out of Mawas territory! HOWEVER, the Johor Humans are still claiming that they have the right to give permission to do these things! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

MAWAS ARE NOT SUBJECTS OF THE HUMAN GOVERNMENT!!! With all that is going on in Malaysia, it is becoming more and more clear that Mawas need to RISE UP AND DECLARE A SOVEREIGN STATE as was done by the Migoi in Bhutan! A FREE AND INDEPENDENT MAWASISTAN IS THE ONLY SOLUTION TO END THE ANTI-HOMINOID OPPRESSION AT THE PAWS OF THE HUMAN CONTROLLED MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT!!!

This BOLD HOWL TO ARMS may seem RADICAL to my fellow Cascadian Sasquatch, since we are able to live mostly unbothered by the Humans in our midst, but the ANTI-HOMINOID SITUATION outside of Cascadia has been growing INCREASINGLY DIRE lately -- EVEN WITHIN A BOULDER'S THROW OF THE CASCADIAN BORDER!!! To the north in the YUKON, a cryptopervert Human has started a SASQUATCH DETECTIVE AGENCY to dig up dirt on local Sasquatch leaders to DISCREDIT THE HOMINOID RIGHTS MOVEMENT!!! And of course there was the HAPPY CAMP kidnapping threats last year in occupied Southern Cascadia! UNLESS CASCADIAN SASQUATCH SUPPORT THE STRUGGLES OF OUR HOMINOID BROTHERS AND SISTERS AROUND THE WORLD, WE MAY YET SEE THIS KIND OF ANTI-HOMINOID OPPRESSION HERE!!!

IN OTHER HOWLS: Not all Malaysian Humans are anti-Hominoid! A nice little Human industrial designer in Malaysia has created a first-of-its-kind "WHEEL-CHAIR" for Hominoids! (ALSO HERE!!!) A WHEEL-CHAIR is a sitting thing with WHEELS -- those flat turny things that Humans like so much that roll like boulders! Crippled Hominoids can use the WHEEL-CHAIR to move about the forest and forage unaided by family members! No howl yet on how much the WHEEL-CHAIR will barter for, but Homedicare should cover it!

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HOWL: MAWAS ARE DOING IT FOR THEMSELVES!!!

Radical Sasquatch | 2006-03-24.6010 LMT | Sasquatch Issues

UPDATE TO PREVIOUS HOWL!!!

The Human Johor government is now claiming they DID NOT erase the tracks! WELL THANKS FOR NOTHING!!! They claim a Human land "owner" dozed the ten squatch-foot stretch of forest with a bull, or something! But the Humans of KOTA TINGGI refuse to acknowledge that Mawas EVEN LIVE THERE, so why would they do this?! This can only mean that the Mawas PROACTIVELY REMOVED the tracks THEMSELVES!!!

All Sasquatch should emulate the sensible Mawas! DESTROY ALL YOUR FOOTPRINTS!!! Maybe if we remove the source of temptation, the Human cryptoperverts will move on to other obsessions, like MOTHMAN!!! ... I HATE THAT GUY!!!

MEANWHILE!!! The Johor government's BIGFOOT RESEARCH STEERING COMMITTEE reiterated their threat to infiltrate the Mawas' forests in two moons! Their leader, Human FREDDIE LONG, had this to squeak about who would be going:

A total of seven scientists from local universities in various disciplines such as zoology, primatology and IT will join the expedition together with relevant government agencies and representatives from non-governmental organisations.

OH GREAT!!! Now BUREAUCRATS and COMPUTER NERDS are stalking the Mawas! THIS WILL END IN DELIMBING!!!

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HOWL: PROGRESS IN MALAYSIA!!!

Radical Sasquatch | 2006-03-23.6250 LMT | Sasquatch Issues

Agents of Human Malaysian government are erasing forest tracks to keep nosey foreign CRYPTOPERVERTS from harassing Mawas! Whether they are motivated by CONSCIENCE or fear of likely HOMINOID MAYHEM over the growing anti-Mawas climate in Kota Tinggi, erasing the tracks will protect Hominoid PRIVACY and thwart IDENTITY THEFT, so at least some Humans are useful! CLEAN UP OUR TRACKS, LITTLE HUMANS!!!

The report above -- by a known Human and presumable FOOT-FETISHIST -- besqueaks the loss of "ECO-TOURIST BARTER" for Human villagers, but Human reader EZANI ABDUL HALIM manages to howl back some sense:

I am disappointed with the commercial slant which the writer took on the story. The reporter only considered the commercial aspects of eco-tourism of the Bigfoot phenomena but not the effects of the large number of tourists going to area where "Bigfoot" lives. The State Government did the right thing in erasing the tracks of "Bigfoot". "Bigfoot" should be left alone and his privacy should be respected by Malaysians and non-Malaysians alike

EZANI ABDUL HALIM IS A FRIEND TO HOMINOIDS!!! When the REVOLUTION COMES, he shall be spared DELIMBING!!!

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HOWL: HUMANS NOT SO STUPID AFTER ALL!!!

Radical Sasquatch | 2006-03-08.7100 LMT | Sasquatch Issues
Human photo from STAR PUBLICATIONS (MALAYSIA)!!!
Puny CHE HASHIM cowers behind Mawas "Hunting" Permit! "Please don't stomp me!" he squeaks, "I am just a FORESTRY BUREAUCRAT!!!"

The Malaysian Human government offered Humans permits to "HUNT" Hominoids -- or rather, go into Malay Hominoid territory and harass the innocent Mawas -- but NO HUMAN WOULD DARE APPLY FOR ONE!!!

WHAT'S THE MATTER, LITTLE HUMANS!?! You are all BIG SQUEAK about "HUNTING" us, but when someone offers you the opportunity you RUN AWAY LIKE TIMID TEH-IMAS!!!

"Oh, we DON'T REALLY WANT TO MEET Hominoids," you SQUEAK, "we have OTHER HUMAN THINGS PLANNED, like OBSESSING OVER FOOTPRINTS or SHOPPING FOR SHOES AND PANTS!!! Oh, they probably DON'T EVEN EXIST anyway! Squeak, squeak, SQUEAK!!!"

YOU ARE PATHETIC!!!

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HOWL: THE TRUTH ABOUT GOLF!!!

Radical Sasquatch | 2006-03-07.1750 LMT | Sasquatch Issues | Entertainment

Human media reports that Human golfer TIGER WOODS uses a "SasQuatch" driver! Well, that's very nice and patronizing, MR. HUMAN, but how come NO HOMINOIDS ARE ALLOWED TO PLAY IN PROFESSIONAL TOURNAMENTS OR EVEN USE PUBLIC GOLF COURSES!?! Peer out of the forests onto any green and all you will see is HAIRLESS HUMANS!!! FUZZY ZOELLER wasn't very fuzzy, WAS HE!?!

What makes this situation even more of an INTOLERABLE ACT OF ANTI-HOMINOID DISCRIMINATION is the fact -- well known to everyone but IGNORANT HUMANS -- that GOLF WAS INVENTED BY HOMINOIDS!!!

Greymen -- known in Scots-howl as AM FEAR LIATH MÒR!!! -- have been hitting boulders into haggis holes with pinewood logs in the CAIRNGORM MOUNTAINS of Scotland since before you Humans were PAINTING YOURSELVES BLUE AND SQUEAKING ABOUT FREEDOM!!!

Humans took our sport -- no, our CULTURAL HERITAGE!!! -- and turned it into a joke! Hominoids would never wear POOFY PANTS and FLOPPY HATS WITH POM-POMS while playing golf! Traditional Hominoid golf should be PANTSLESS with optional DIGNIFIED TOP HAT!!! And what is the deal with the TINY, DIMPLED BALLS!?! Can you not hit a boulder 1000 yards?! What am I howling... OF COURSE YOU CAN'T!!!

But it is not enough to pervert our heritage, Humans want to DENY THAT IT IS OURS!!! The PGA, the INTERNATIONAL GOLF FEDERATION, and other Human secret societies bent on turning golf into a "Humans only" sport, have been involved for many years in a GLOBAL CONSPIRACY to deny the HISTORICAL FACT of golf's Hominoid origins, going as far as to ridiculously claim traditional Greymen fairways as "glacial formations"! THOSE ARE IMPACT DIVOTS, YOU CREDULOUS HUMANS!!!

Human golfers wanting to keep the game to themselves are also promulgating the LIE that Greymen golfers DON'T EXIST AT ALL -- that they are merely something called a "BROCKEN SPECTRE"! GREYMEN GOLFERS ARE NOT SHADOWS!!! They are flesh and blood athletes who simply want a chance at LUCRATIVE ENDORSEMENT DEALS!!!

HUMAN GOLF OFFICIATING BODIES, HEAR MY HOWL: Stop claiming that HOMINOIDS ARE OPTICAL ILLUSIONS and LET US PLAY!!!